So It’s Trump—Santos 2024

(It’s Official)

Mar-a-Lago Campaign Headquarters

Palm Beach, Florida

Today, FPOTUS (or Florida Man as he is referred to by Murdoch’s newspaper, “The New York Post”), announced his running mate for 2024 to take back the White House for the GOP. The announcement was made from the Trump Ballroom at his residence in Palm Beach.

TRUMP — SANTOS 2024

“George Santos is the only choice really,” said the ex-dweller of the oval office. “The two of us are in sync in every way possible. By the way, Happy Father’s Day Month, even the corrupt, election stealing party, you know who I’m talking about.”

When asked about Margie Greene, Donald John Trump laughed and said, “No, not Margie from Georgia, nada, nada, nada. My second wife, I think it was, she was from Georgia. Is from, I guess I should say, I think she’s still alive somewhere, you never know. Anyway, I love Margie Greene. But remember that TV show? I Love Margie! Not Lucy, Margie! Great show, my little Margie! Gale Storm! What a great name! But George Anthony Devolder Santos, great name too. Better.

“See, George Anthony Devolder Santos. Person, woman, man, camera, TV! See? Great mind. I have a great and stable mind. And again, what a great mind. So, My Anthony! It’s like one of those Rubic’s cube things. This way that way. That way this way. Can be George Santos, can be Anthony Devolder, commonly known as Tony. But also it can be Anthony Zabrovsky when in New York, see? The Jewish thing. Isn’t that great? That was smart thinking. Another great mind, George. Or Anthony. Whatever. Zabrovsky, really really big for the Jewish vote. So many Jews in New York. Zabrovsky. Can be Jewish. I want them counting my money. But those Black women in New York. And Georgia. Out to get me. And my kids! My kids should be off the table. It’s the biggest scandal in the history of the once great America. Maybe the history of the world. The history of the world!

“Did you know that Santos means holy in Mexican? Nobody knew that! Now you know because I am telling you. I wonder why they speak Mexican in Brazil. I’ll have to ask Anthony. Or Bolsonaro. Bolsonaro speaks English. My friend Bolso from Brazil was in Florida. If I have to go to Brazil, for some reason see, I’m meeting him first off. Great team. Me and Bolsonaro. We are in love, just like me and Jong Kim. Maybe more in love. I could be Gay! Ha, ha! Like my Santos! Just kidding. I couldn’t be Gay, but nobody has done more for the Gays than Trump. Nobody! They all love me, but not like that. I want a big Log Cabin Club Sandwich. I deserve it! All the Gays vote for me. They are crazy about me. And now, TRUMP — SANTOS 2024! I’d make him my vice president down there. Over there or wherever. Bolsonaro I mean, not Santos, Santos is for here. Vice president for here, not Brazil. Bolsonaro, great vice president for me and Brazil. If I need to go there for some reason.”

“But anyway, nada, nada, nobody is more in sync with my thinking than George Devolder. You know, George Santos. George Anthony and I are able to run the office in sync and he can take over for me without a heartbeat if I decide to move to Brazil during my term. For any reason, you know. You know that Black woman in New York City is crazy and is out to get me, that Peek-a-Boo James, right? And then there is that Black woman in Georgia, that Fani, I don’t have to make up a name for her, for Fani, you can make your own, see. She’s after me too. Bigly! What happened to all these Black women? They are definitely not my type! I loved Aunt Jemima as a kid, a big platter of pancakes swimming in butter and Aunt Jemima. When did Black women get so crazy? We have to Make America Great Again Again. Four more years! Or maybe until death do us part! You never know. And then there’s that Jack Smith, I won’t even mention his name. He shoulda been a Black woman. He’s a thug out to get me.

“So, you know I changed my name too, right? It’s in my book, “The Art of the Deal.” I said I was Swedish, my family I mean. Swedish. Germans weren’t so popular after that war, you know, so I became Swedish. The name was Drumpf! So I made it Trump. Like playing cards. Can be Trump. A winner! George Anthony Devolder Santos. Zabrovsky. Drumpf, Trumpf, Trump. Easy. Imagine great hotels with DRUMPF on the side. Or Drumpf Tower. I don’t think so. But anyway, I can’t go back to New York. They say Brazil is nice, nice real estate. Maybe Brazil is better than North Korea for me. Or Russia even. Even though Putin is a genius. Or maybe not so right now. Like you know who. Your favorite President, me.”

“So George worked at Goldman-Saks or Citigroup, someplace, you now, Wall St. And I was a great businessman too, on The Apprentice. Had the best ratings of all time. I deserved an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy too for that one!

“George Anthony, commonly known as Anthony. Santos I mean. My running mate George Santos studied at the best schools. Horace Mann School. Baruch College. Baruch. Not Barack! HaHa. Like that Barack, everyone wants to see his transcripts but he never shows them. Did he go to school? People are asking does he even know how to read? Barack Obama. His real name is Hussein, what a liar he is, that guy. And I graduated from the Wharton School of Business. GRADUATED MAGA CUM LOUD! That’s Latin, just so you know. It means I was the greatest. See, TRUMP — SANTOS 2024. We are in sync, a real Boy Band. Just kidding. But in sync together, Baruch College, Wharton School of Business. The Apprentice. Great minds. The greatest.

“Where did all the bail money come from? All the sudden money for Santos? Everybody is asking. That is the only way, make them guess. Tell them it’s from your family, like they got money. Nobody needs to know where the money comes from. It is nobody’s business. What if it came from Russia? Who cares? Putin is a genius so maybe he likes to invest in genius like George. Or somebody. I tell you, those Black women in New York City and Georgia are crazy. Really evil. They hate Trump like nobody.

“What is the deal about George’s marriages? Everybody is asking. Big deal! They ask the same things of me all my life, they ask about why Ivana came from behind that Iron Curtain, and they ask about that woman from Georgia, Tiff’s mom, what was that about they ask. I ask myself too. Anyway, Georgia again! They hate Trump! And they ask about the one from Slobinia, wife numero three, why her dad was a communist, the Iron Curtain thing again! I can tell you, when I am back in the White House, it’s kind of a dump, but when I am back with my gold curtains, there won’t be any more Iron Curtain, I can tell you that. I understand Putin and he understands me. We get along. Anyway, they ask about the newest one, the youngest one, Melania, though she’s not getting any younger. Anyway, they all ask, what’s the deal about his marriages. It’s good! It’s publicity. As long as they are talking, it’s good. In fact, it’s great! So everybody wants to know what is the deal about George’s marriages, George Santos married to a man, married to a woman, and my marriages, to a communist, to a White woman from Florida, can I say that? Not Florida, Georgia I mean, same-same, Georgia-Florida, and now another communist again. Maybe. They all ask. Who can tell? Keep them talking! Tabloids are good publicity.

“Everybody wants to know how S a n t o s’s, that’s not so easy to say, S a n to s’s, they all want to know how did his mother die. Did she die in 9–11? Or did she die in the Holocaust, a terrible thing. A bad thing. Or was it his grandmother in the Holocaust, that very bad thing. Or did she fall down the stairs at her apartment in New York City and die from a body blow, bam, right to her side, bam, and it killed her? Another bad thing. They ask the same questions over and over. Or was she my grandmother, people ask. People are confused. And why is she buried at the first hole at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey? A very nice wonderful golf course, by the way, one of the best, maybe the best. Buried behind the first tee. What a nice way to start a nice golf game with your buddies and your business guys and lawyers. Respect In Peace. And she’s behind the first tee so she can’t get hit by any golf balls.

“Was Georgie Porgie, I like to make names for people, was Georgie Porgie a drag queen in Brazil? Was he on Hannah Montana? Was he a target of an assassination attempt? Well, I can tell you, we are both targets of character assassination attempts. We have so much in common, Santos and yours truly. And who cares, did you see that YouTube of me and Giuliana dressed up in Marilyn Monroe drag, I mean Giuliana in drag, not me of course, I wouldn’t blond my hair and wear all that makeup to be a Marilyn Look-Alike. Giuli looked greatly by the way, better than he does as a man with black hair dye dripping down his face. Dressed up as Marilyn Monroe and with me grabbing his…well, I can’t say things like tits anymore. The world has changed.

“So George, George Anthony Devolder Zabovsky Santos, along with your favorite president and soon to be once again president, are both under so many investigations, me and him, Witch Hunts, with a big W and a big H! We understand each other and are so much in sync. In-Sync I think they write it like that, with a big I and a big S.

So the perfect team to take back the White House from Biden’s corrupt family and to put mine back in! And to take back Blare House, blare it out! from Karmala. Get it? Karma. Bad karma, another Black woman, what’s with these Black women today, they are all out to take me down, but they say she is really from India like Nikki Haley who is very ungrateful and disloyal. I don’t like that. Very very disloyal. But Santos is loyal and we’ll put Santos in Karma’s place. Pronto. That’s Brazilian Mexican. Pronto. Vice President Pronto Santos.

So it’s 2024 Donald John Drumpf Trump and George Anthony Devolder Zabrovsky Santos. Your Indicted Team to win! Indicted with a Capital I. Another thing we have in common, me and Georgie Porgie Puddin’ ’n’ I! Did you see Small D Energy DeSantimonious eating pudding with his fingers?

TRUMP — SANTOS 2024!

(Aaron Allbright is an expert on Donald Trump the Senior and living over half the year in Colorado’s 3rd District, the District represented by Lauren Boebert, GED and former owner of Shooter’s Grill (now Tapatio’s Family Mexican Restaurant), makes him a qualified expert and genius, still stable enough to write about Lauren’s favorite president. Allbright is the author of “The Land Near Oz: Two Gay Yankees Move to New Zealand.” But he now lives seven months in Colorado, in Boebert’s 3rd District. But not in Silt.

https://www.aaronallbright.com )

Aaron Allbright is the author of “THE LAND NEAR OZ: Two Gay Yankees Move to New Zealand”

https://substack.com/@aaronallbright?utm_source=user-menu

To buy “The Land Near Oz” on Amazon

His novel in five parts will be published on Substack.

Soon:

“IN A DESERT OR A CITY”

BOOK I

‘PRINCE CARTIER’ or HOW I LEARNED TO LOVE BEING GAY WITH MY SAUDI PRINCE AND TO START WORRYING

BOOK II

MONSIEUR LE PRINCE, PARIS

BOOK III

THE MYSTERIES OF PARIS

BOOK IV

TYROMANCY AND LUCIFER

BOOK V

WHY WAIT FOR THE LIGHT?